Stay Another Day
“We love it here and really wish we could stay another day or two but we have to get back home in time to go to work”. We hear this all the time and really feel bad when people are forced to leave just because of this work thing.
To help you out and perhaps get you an extra day or two of vacation , we are now offering The Ouray Victorian Inn Official Excused Absence as a special service to our guests.
To use, simply print the form shown below, fill it out and present it to your boss, teachers, or other people to whom you made an ill-considered commitment.
Name:_________________________ was unable to attend:
_____we were snowed in
_____all flights were grounded
_____the GPS steered me in the wrong direction
_____the garage is waiting on parts
_____the dog ate my car
_____Continental drift made it impossible to get home
These excuses are authorized by the Ouray Victorian Inn. Please note however the small print:
These excuses are not accepted by most employers, educational institutions, courts or government agencies. Some employers may require additional proof (ie snow, airline voucher, repair bill, teeth marks on your car, or Post Office change of address form. Apocalypses should require no additional confirmation.
Not available to guests of other hotels or lodging
Not available to employees, staff, or contractors of the Victorian Inn
Things you should celebrate this week:
Feb 3 The Day the Music Died - Buddy Holly, Richie Valens and the Big Bopper died in a plane crash in 1959.
Feb 4 Thank a Mailman Day
Of course Feb 14 Valentine’s Day
Unfortunately we all missed National Bubblewrap Day on Jan 30.